Funny hands

Сабж - хенды поднимающие настрой.

Вот эта заставила мои глаза кровоточить 0))


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Limit Holdem $3(BB) Replayer
SB ($122)
Hero ($196)
UTG ($253)
UTG+1 ($133)
CO ($85.50)
BTN ($116)

Dealt to Hero 9 9

UTG calls $3, UTG+1 raises to $6, fold, BTN raises to $9, SB raises to $12, fold, UTG calls $9, UTG+1 calls $6, BTN calls $3

FLOP ($51) 7 6 9

SB bets $3, UTG calls $3, UTG+1 folds, BTN raises to $6, SB raises to $9, UTG calls $6, BTN calls $3

TURN ($78) 7 6 9 T

SB checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $6, SB calls $6, UTG calls $6

RIVER ($96) 7 6 9 T 9

SB checks, UTG checks, BTN bets $6, SB calls $6, UTG calls $6

UTG shows T J
(Pre 10%, Flop 18.5%, Turn 9.5%)

BTN shows T T
(Pre 10%, Flop 4.7%, Turn 85.7%)

SB shows K K
(Pre 79%, Flop 76.9%, Turn 4.8%)

BTN wins $111

1/2 Limit Holdem
4 players
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Stacks:
CO ($49.90)
BTN ($25.70)
Hero (SB) ($22.00)
BB ($87.83)

Pre-flop: (1.5 SB, 4 players) Hero is SB 6 6
1 fold, BTN calls, Hero raises, BB calls, BTN calls

Flop: Q 6 K (6.0 SB, 3 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, BTN folds, Hero 3-bets, BB calls

Turn: Q (6.0 BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls

River: K (12.0 BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, BB calls

Final Pot: 14.0 BB
BB shows: 7 Q

BB wins 13.5 BB ( won +7.0 BB )
Hero lost 6.5 BB
BTN lost 1.0 BB

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Вот вроде маньяк... а сыграл-то... Не хватало только нажать кнопку "фолд" на ривере.

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Limit Holdem $3(BB) Replayer
SB ($128)
Hero ($95)
UTG ($178)
UTG+1 ($81)
CO ($119)
BTN ($200)

Dealt to Hero A 4

fold, fold, CO raises to $6, fold, fold, Hero calls $3

FLOP ($13) A 2 J

Hero checks, CO bets $3, Hero calls $3

TURN ($19) A 2 J A

Hero bets $6, CO calls $6

RIVER ($31) A 2 J A Q

Hero bets $6, CO calls $6

CO shows Q Q
(Pre 71%, Flop 10.3%, Turn 4.5%)

Hero shows A 4
(Pre 29%, Flop 89.7%, Turn 95.5%)

CO wins $41

а вдруг у тебя каре тузов? ))))))))))

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Не в тему :

Сочувствую ФТП игрокам, у них конкуренты

Довольно забавно переехали:

0.5/1 Limit Holdem
10 players
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Stacks:
UTG ($44.40)
UTG+1 ($32.15)
UTG+2 ($19.85)
MP1 ($11.75)
MP2 ($24.14)
Hero (MP3) ($25.45)
CO ($21.65)
BTN ($26.80)
SB ($31.65)
BB ($54.32)
[CO posted 0.75]

Pre-flop: (3.0 SB, 10 players) Hero is MP3 J J
5 folds, Hero raises, 3 folds, BB calls

Flop: 9 T 9 (6.0 SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

Turn: 9 (4.0 BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls

River: 9 (6.0 BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls

Final Pot: 7.6 BB
BB shows: Q 3
Hero shows: J J

BB wins 7.6 BB ( won +4.1 BB )
Hero lost 3.5 BB



А здесь УТГ зажёг конечно, а Баттон не смог найти кнопку фолд.

0.5/1 Limit Holdem
10 players
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Stacks:
UTG ($25.02)
UTG+1 ($10.30)
UTG+2 ($29.90)
MP1 ($49.85)
MP2 ($8.10)
MP3 ($52.63)
CO ($23.95)
BTN ($22.50)
SB ($42.30)
Hero (BB) ($39.43)

Pre-flop: (1.5 SB, 10 players) Hero is BB A K
UTG calls, 6 folds, BTN raises, SB 3-bets, Hero 4-bets, UTG calls, BTN calls, SB calls

Flop: 8 2 K (17.5 SB, 4 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, UTG raises, BTN calls, SB folds, Hero 3-bets, UTG 4-bets, BTN calls, Hero calls

Turn: K (16.2 BB, 3 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, BTN calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG 4-bets, BTN calls, Hero calls

River: 2 (31.2 BB, 3 players)
Hero bets, UTG raises, BTN calls, Hero 3-bets, UTG 4-bets, BTN calls, Hero calls

Final Pot: 37.0 BB
Hero shows: A K
UTG shows: T 7
BTN shows: A A

Hero wins 37.0 BB ( won +25.0 BB )
SB lost 2.0 BB
UTG lost 12.0 BB
BTN lost 12.0 BB

В тему-старое видео кобеярда.

ЦО - intothebrain aka stickman aka hasu

BU - kobeyard.

FLHE 250\500, 4 players

Hero w ATo.
co openraise, bu 3bet, sb fold, bb (xerox) cap, call, call.
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flop: 4T4 rainbow
BB bet, co call, bu call.
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turn: 4T45 rainbow

bb bet, co call, bu raise, bb fold, co call.

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river 4T456

co check, bu bet, co raise, bu call

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BU show AT
CO show 87

Реакция коби в чате - stupid russian retard.