бадбит по шведски

нашел на одном форуме жалобу на морона.
жалуется игрок из Швеции.
прочитал, почему-то стало смешно.

заголовок "He's taking all my monies!"
He limp/called my raise with K8o, called on the turn when he hit an 8 for bottom pair and won. Then be called a raise with A8s, bet out on a J22 board AND called my raise. I had AK, he hit an 8 on the river and won.

Now he miniraises, I re-raise with AKs he calls.

Flop is 589 rainbow, I pot it, he calls.

Turn is an Ace. Sweet. I bet 3/4 pot for value, he calls.

River is a 6, I make a 1/3 valuebet. He calls with A6 for.

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

I have yet to win a pot against this guy for more than 5bb. If he weren't donating my chips to the rest of the table he'd get rich off me.