Высказывались пожелания, чтобы я писал здесь флуд типа поржать. Думаю, одной Омахи хватит, чтобы поржать. 
Здесь префлоп олл-ин четырёх человек: двое чудиков с ВПИП > 50 и один рег.
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Poker Stars $0.10/$0.25 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 6 players
Hero (CO): $25.00
BTN: $42.89
SB: $41.85
BB: $48.69
UTG: $13.80
MP: $7.40
Pre Flop: ($0.35) Hero is CO with Q
A
K
J
UTG calls $0.25, MP calls $0.25,
Hero raises to $1.35,
BTN raises to $4.90, SB calls $4.80,
2 folds, MP calls $4.65,
Hero raises to $25 all in,
BTN calls $20.10, SB calls $20.10, MP calls $2.50 all in
Flop: ($82.90) K
J
7
(4 players - 2 are all in)
SB checks,
BTN bets $17.89 all in, SB calls $16.85 all in
Turn: ($116.60) 3
(4 players - 4 are all in)
River: ($116.60) 7
(4 players - 4 are all in)
Final Pot: $116.60
Hero shows Q
A
K
J
(a flush, Ace high)
BTN shows T
J
4
6
(two pair, Jacks and Sevens)
SB shows 8
9
8
A
(a flush, Jack high)
MP shows Q
5
3
Q
(two pair, Queens and Sevens)
SB wins $33.70
Hero wins $52.30
Hero wins $28.60
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